Ironic Mustache

Rule number one of the mustache club: don’t talk about the mustache club

Rule number two of the mustache club….don’t talk about the mustache club to the person with the mustache site….

Unless you want to forever be displayed in the mustache hall of shame!! Thanks, Andy!

“See I told you that the green leopord print would be thigh sliming…and it goes so well with your overinflated sense of irony.”

Before the mustache this move used to look dorky. Now Steve just looked like a tool.

I love NY and NY loves mustaches.

A little weight lifting + a little wine + a little dog + a little mustache + a lot of pink = big time irony

Yes. Look into the camera…look deep into the camera…and I shall capture your soul as mine was taken so many years ago.

The paranoia was instigated by the mustache. He knew the police were colluding with the barbers to rid the earth of this form of irony. But he was ready for them…always watching his back.

Poor Bob…you should have seen what he looked like before the corrective surgery. After the terrible jazz piano accident he was just never quite the same the same.

This is just too fucking cute. (via jongasaur)

kittttttttty stache :D

There was nothing left but an empty ironic shell of a man. The only thing that now fed him was the attention…and he knew that soon even that would not be enough.

Mike didn’t feel his bongo drumming career was being taken seriously. He was hoping the aviators and the mustache would bring him the street cred he deserved.

“Pssst” his rat-tail whispered. “He sleeps in that hat…he is holding all of us hair hostage and taunts me with visions of freedom.” (via wearehipsters)

He survived mainly on healthy diet of plankton.

Si! You cannot resist ze danzing Carlos. I will seduce you with my heated looks and flashy moves.

Stacey had to admit she was impressed with his moves…behind her Brad wondered what he would have to do to get her to look at him that way. He knew there was no way he would be able to pull off that level of irony.